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mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

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archiemcphee:

Adventure Time + decorating Easter eggs = Eggventure Time!

Oh my glob!

The creative folks at HalloweenCostumes.com created ten adorable Adventure Time egg costumes that anyone can download and print to create their very own Ovo-Candy Kingdom. We love that Finn’s costume includes a tiny Jake hanging out in his breast pocket.

Click here for the free download.

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barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

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besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

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at the resturant with bae
  • waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
  • me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
  • me: you want my man or something?
  • her: wh-wat?
  • me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
  • me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
  • me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
  • him: aye calm down
  • me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy


beyoncebeytwice:

thatstheriddle:

unstablewifi:

see-but-do-not-observe:

lokisherlockfan:

Behold, Empire’s top 50 sexiest men of 2013.

Omg Tom looks like a turtle

Of course it’s Benedict

Brad Pitt still looks hot

oh my god i thought those numbers were their ages and i got WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS DANIEL RADCLIFFE 45!? HE’S OLDER THAN SNAPE WHAT DID I MISS!?

ok ignore all of that can we please discuss who the HELL decided that benedict cucumber was #1

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do-not-touch-my-food:

Four Cheese Mac and Cheese

do-not-touch-my-food:

Four Cheese Mac and Cheese